the year 2015

What happened.Where am I. Who am I. What is my name. Why am I here. All these questions came to me a to once. I checked to make sure my business suit wasn't dirty. Perfect I said to myself. WHAT HAPPENED People were walking around, everything was normal but none of them were talking. What is wrong playas. I said out loud. Then I realized that nothing came out of my mouth. Where is everyone. i only saw about 9 people walking around. I took out my dfribsatsdaoj which can transport me back but before i could  i started collecting specimens like a... a what do they call these things. Oh yes a book. And then I started walking around collecting things. It was all good and then out of no where a thing came up behind me punched me and shot me with something in the chest. i ma dying now... this is sad. If only  i can get back, oh no .... boom ka turkashi bahgsihuia the  defribsatsdaoj didn't work properly now I will die here slowly and painfully.

THE END

wHY am I dead?

This is an odd feeling?

WHy did i decided to come here.

(from the mind of) the warrior

"What is this sorcery"
"Where am I"
"I must defeat this witchcraft"
The warrior then decided to try and kill the evil beings and started shooting his bow into people and started shouting out calls but no one answered them. As he killed one man with brown hair and bushy eyebrows. He noticed that he was about to press something in his hand and then them man started shaking violently and then a man walked up behind him and  I decided to shoot him to, (to make sure their were no witnesses). I then decided to carry the bodies to a hidden place and I ran to make sure that no one noticed me. I had gotten some blood on my red and blue war cloak.

(back to me)
Yeah that is how I died and what this crazy guy was thinking.

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In the After life

So. Where am i. "WELL THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE HAVE FUN FOOLIO."

So i decdied to color.                                                                                                                                so i decided to stop. I need to stop. i must fly. UNH. i cant fly  i realized. dang. I am going to find someplace to go. So I started walking for a while. Years maybe. Finally i found something a clock and a calendar staying in midair. Then everything went dark.