Frozen in time

Aww finally I have awaken.

"Thank you Doctor xxxxxxx for awaking me in my sleep", I say with terrible hunger and thirst.

"Your welcome xxxxxxxxxx. I have been waiting for you to awaken for some time. You see I needed lots of blow driers to help you."

What in the world are blow dryers!!!!!!! Who are you any way. You smell very funny and where is my family." I demanded and as always they ran away from me. What is this (slammed keyboard with fists)
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"What in carnations are you doing you imbecile" said doctor xxxxxxxxxxxx
"here is my pass code to my smash room. This is my pass code = <516187sty34274> This is my web 

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"Well I better get going, I don't want to be late for my meeting. Have fun in the smash room,"Doctor xxxxxxxxxxxx says with a devious look on his face
"Smash Room!!!???????", I say with total confusion. 
"Yes dear I ,Mean experiment I mean sir