Mai Story

Mai Story

Have you ever been to jail

Well it ain't fun

I've been, more than once

Let me tell you about that

It all started in 1997

I was in the army

I thought I was doing my country right

Obviously I wasn't doing something right

Because I never do

Before my wife left me I thought my life was great

Then she left

What was I supposed to do then

I decided to join the army

Where did that get me

In jail of course

Well.. I guess it’s not really jail but more a prisoner of war

That and jail aren’t really different

You’re hated

You’re treated like trash

and you want to get out

How I got there, even I don't know

It started when I was fighting in Afghanistan

I thought I had done things right

But then I was captured

They had to save me

Didn't go very well

At least four died that's what I heard

After that things went downhill

People shunned me

I was depressed

I was sad

Nothing went my way

Everything was horrible

Try my luck.

They may call me names now

But they will regret it

They will feel the pain I felt

in the darkness and cold

While I tackle them

In the fields

And as the blood spurts out

I will laugh

As you scream in Terror

I will Laugh

I will Burn your house down

And watch you cry 

Poem for parent presentation

A POEM

DUCK

The Life of a Teenage Rich Devil Part 2: Tenka

Being dead sucks. More than anything. It's like having your skin being chopped off and burned a thousand times over. Being dead isn't enjoyable. 

If you want a real explanation, you read the wrong thing. I'm alive, but being a demon has given me a lot of knowledge of what goes on in the afterlives of the dead. Morbid, but don't expect anything else. That's all I can do.

                                         ****

There's this girl I just met who's in my class named Lilli. She's kinda quiet, but seems like a relatively menacing girl. we had to work on a project together and the moment I tried talking to her, she pointed her scythe at me. I couldn't help but admire it's craft, and now I have a black eye. It healed right away.  I tried to call her later with no avail.

Lilli: Hello?

Tenka: This is Lilli, right?

Lilli:......Who is this?

Tenka: It's Tenka, calling about.....the.....project.

Lilli: The project that we handed in two days ago. Listen, Tenka.

Tenka: What?

Lilli: Call me again and I'm gonna shred you into pieces. Got it?

Tenka: Ummmm....

Lilli: <Hangs up>

Tenka: <Sighs> <hangs up>

"I don't get it," I tell Alice.

"Get what?" She replies.

"Why Lilli hates me so much," I seem upset. "How come some people are so open with others and the people who don't are so hateful?"

"Well, do you know her very well?" Clair, Alice's angel friend asks. "Is she tall? Nice eye color? Cool weapon-always a good factor("Really, Clair?" Alice asks), etc?

"Violet eyes, a scythe, and a little shorter than me."

"Is she a human?"

"I....." I don't know. She could be a demon like me, but if so, she's been hiding her heritage like Alice. But I don't think so.

 I'm just sitting there minding my own business, when I see Lilli walk out the door.
"What are you doing here?" I asked.
"It's none of your business," she snaps angrily.
"Okay....do you want to sit next to me?"
"Why should I?" Lilli snaps. 
"Um....." I can't say this without looking stupid. "I....collect grumpy cat pictures! Yay....."
Silence. AND I'm being punched off the roof. When on the ground, I hear Lilli say, "I HATE cats!!!" and I hear nothing more.\

Two days Later

"Tenka?"
I sit up. Lilli stands right above me, and instead of speaking rudely, she's being a lot nicer.
"What is it?" I say a little angrily. I mean, she kinda deserves it for throwing me off a building. I wasn't hurt, but still, do I really deserve that?
"Well.....I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I did the other day. I just lost control."
"well, I didn't get hurt. No thanks to you."
She steps back, startled. I'm being relatively harsh. Not like me.
"Okay....." She walks away. I'll see her in class.
And during class we were both a lot kinder to each other, we even agreed to head over to Lilli's house after school.
At her house, we finish the project in record time

my last respond

P: Come on dude just ask her!

T: no!

P: Come on dude,someone will ask her out if you wait for a long time!

 T: no no no! just give me a few days please.

 P: nope i'm going to talk to her now.

 T: no wait!!!!

P:  too late!

T:  i stared at him when he told her.

 P; she look at me.-

T;i throw my backpack and ran out of the building.

NEXT DAY.

P;  I look out if she was near me.

T;   i saw mike.  T; What the heck preston!

P; what?
!
T;  you know from yesterday!                                                                                            

 P;  Oh sorry.                                      

T;no sorry i told you i'm going to wait but no!                                                                      

T; you just went for it and told her!                                                                                        

 P; at least she cares about you.                                                                                          

T; really?                                                                                                                              

 P; yea when i told her she was like i don't like boys who ask their friends to ask a girl out if hes not brave to ask me then i cant ask him.        

T:she really said that!

P:no it felt like she said that. just ask her and if you ask her then you wont have to worry about her because no one will ask her out.                                                                                                                          

T:you right, you right.                                                                                                            

now go.                                                                                                                          

OK i can do this!                                                                                                              

yea you can,"whispering: no he cant."in he mind:

OK i can do this i'm not a afraid to do this. OK i'm close to her, oh wait she with her friends!, what should i do what should i do! mike! i need help!

come on dude what happen!" i ran back to mike"                                                                                  

what the hell tom why you scared!          

i'm not she with her friends.                                                                                              

that means your scared!                                                                                                      

 i punch mike in the face. he punch me back.  when i felt that i was going to cry.

             One day a  long time ago god was sitting on some clouds, watching tv and eating his fried chicken. Then while he was  a sippin on his budweiser devil monkey came and stole his chickenn!!!!!!!!!!!!! He was like so mad he lost all his chicken. He decided to kill all monkeys. But first he had to make a stop at KFC, but when he got there all the chicken was gone. He asked the cashier,"where did all the chicken go." The cashier responded,"I like monkeys." God then was like"i goin to kill you and all dem monkeys." He did exactly that. He went to monkey kingdom in disney land. He saw children and families. But they looked like MONKEYS, and he killed them. He figured out tho dat they were not monkeys. He thought, oh welllll, and then stole all thier chicken. Then wile eating the chiken he made a revelation. dem humans are like uhhhhhhh, decendents of dem monkey, so dat means dey are monkeys. So he decided to turn them all into CHICKEN. bwahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahaahahhahahah!!!!!! Also monkeys. And when he wasabout to turn them all into chicken, his mom said he had to go to sleep. duh duh duuuuuuhhhhh