Bob The Pig's Story

Once upon a time there was an old woman.
She loved gold coins. One day, she died. With her eyes open, and two gold coins in her hands.
One day a random old man walked past her body, and saw the glint of the coins in her clenched hands. He was a little freaked out by her open eyes, and decided to put the coins over her clouded gaze.
A little while after, the old woman's house was cleared out, and the same man who had seen the woman's body before moved in. Inside the rustic house, he found a box full of gold coins.
He spent a lot of time polishing, spending, and admiring the coins. One night, the old man heard a loud noise downstairs, and went to investigate. The old woman's ghost was floating in the living room. Soon, the old man was lying dead on the floor with multiple forks and knives from the kitchen sticking into his head.
Soon, the old woman went back to her grave with all the gold coins that had belonged to her. But she still had gold coins over her eyes.

The End