Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Talkin Doll

Once upon a time there was a little girl. She found a doll. She loved it more than life it's self. She imagined the doll playing with her. She has always wanted the doll to have a mind of its own. 

So on her 10th birthday a strange man came. He said he could grant her wish. So on the next day, the doll woke her up! She loved it. It was her best friend. until she turned 11. 

The man came back, and left. That night she heard a scream from her parents room. She went in and saw her parents with blood all over them. In between them was the doll. The doll came closer to her and put her arms out. 

guess what happens next!





THE END

The Bloody Pencil

The Bloody Pencil

The babysitter hated taking care of the child.
So she wasn't surprised when she herde a noise in the kids room and didn't check on it. But soon she became worried and went into his room. She saw his head cracked and three words written on his head.

Am 
DEAD

Nyklos story

It was a dark and stormy night. A kid was walking down the street and he saw something in the darkness. It was a teddy bear.he thought that his 4 year old brother would want it so he gave it to him. His brother liked it but started acting strange. He went into his brothers room and saw him floating with red eyes. He ran and tripped and got a bloody nose. He went to his parents and they made it all better and called Ghostbusters.
On a dark and stormy night there was a four year old child. His name was Nyklos. Nyklos was cruising down the street in his lambo when the po po pulled him over. They asked the boy why he was driving and for his license. He told them he had no clue and that he didn't have his license, then the cops took him to jail for a life sentence for reckless driving.

           A little mouse sleeps in the door frame of an abandoned house. He cries softly and tries to move his paws the way I do with my wings. He runs quickly to the center of the sidewalk and maks a huge leap.. then falls flat on his face. i fly obver from my perch on the top of a building over to the dormouse. I flutter down next to him and he looks up at me with huge eyes, filling with tears. I wrap my wing around him.
       "what is it that is upsetting you, small mouse?"
       "I want to fly! But when ever i try to fly I just land right on my face." He cries into my wing.
       "Don't worry little one I will help you fly." Although i don't really think it is possible, mice are not meant to fly, especially dormice- they will just fall asleep while flying!
       But suddenly an idea springs to my mind! the pegassis, surely they will give a little dormouse a ride!
       "Ok i have an idea!" I scoop the small mouse into my wing. "Hang on tight!" I say.
       "Where are we going?" the small mouse asks.
       "you will see. don't worry," I reply warmly. Then we take off in the way of wingalingia where all of the pegassis live, and only the animals that fly know where it is, and how to get there. Most of the time we don't tell the land animals, but sometimes braggy hatchlings will let out a word or two.
       We fly for about an hour before we finally get there, and the door dormouse is fast asleep by then, sleeping cosily in my wing. The pegassis guard the gate to Wingalingia, so that no evil flying creatures get in. There is not a rule that land animals are not allowed in, But nobody has said that they are allowed either. since wingalingia is in the sky, they did not really consider no winged animals to get in. I keep the little mouse tucked into my big wing. and pass through the gates, I am a regular here, and often visit my pegasis friends.
        I fly through all of the other winged- creaturwes, through all of the flying shops and go

Bob The Pig's Story

Once upon a time there was an old woman.
She loved gold coins. One day, she died. With her eyes open, and two gold coins in her hands.
One day a random old man walked past her body, and saw the glint of the coins in her clenched hands. He was a little freaked out by her open eyes, and decided to put the coins over her clouded gaze.
A little while after, the old woman's house was cleared out, and the same man who had seen the woman's body before moved in. Inside the rustic house, he found a box full of gold coins.
He spent a lot of time polishing, spending, and admiring the coins. One night, the old man heard a loud noise downstairs, and went to investigate. The old woman's ghost was floating in the living room. Soon, the old man was lying dead on the floor with multiple forks and knives from the kitchen sticking into his head.
Soon, the old woman went back to her grave with all the gold coins that had belonged to her. But she still had gold coins over her eyes.

The End

Anise and the lonely castle

There once was a queen and a king. They had a beautiful baby. They named her Anise. They left her in an empty castle. She grew up by herself, alone in the castle. As she grew older she became lonelier.  That's when she realized she had to find a prince so that the castle wasn't lonely anymore. She had to go on a quest to find the prince, her true love. She packed for the trip and set out to find her prince. First she looked at the river, the prince wasn't there. She looked at the forest, the prince wasn't there. She finally looked in the garden, thinking the prince might be there, picking flowers for her. The prince wasn't there. She was very sad. After her long voyage she was tired and smelly. She decided to go to the pond and clean off. When she got there she left her clothes on the side of the pond and jumped in. She heard a sound in the bushes. It was a prince! Scared, she held her breath and went under. When she was sure the prince was gone she popped her head up. She saw the prince waiting for her. He hadn't been fooled, he knew she was there all along. She smiled at him, he smiled back. He tossed her her clothes, and she caught them before they could hit the water. As she started to climb out of the stream the prince stood behind the bush while she changed. When she was done they both hugged each other and kissed. Now the princess would not be lonely anymore.
                       
                               
                                                                   The End


Once upon a time there was a kid named naruto, he was stalker. he stalked people around the courtyard and they knew he was following them and it was not funny.then he followed them around until their parents came and the kids told their parents, and he ran away, and was never seen again. and every one lived happily ever after. 

                                         THE END 
                                                             
                                                              BY A KID NAMED MATTHEW

The monkey

Once upon a time (very cliche beginning) there was a  monkey, this monkey hated bananas .The only problem was that the monkey had lots of friends and all of his  friends loved bananas.One day the monkey decided that he should be more like his friends and decided to try a banana, he loved it! The only time peer pressure ever helped anyone.
Once upon a time there was a witch who cast a spell on everyone so that everyone had their own flaw which belonged to only them.  One child could not talk another was completely paralized except for his mouth so he was able to talk.  One of the other kids could never tell the truth again and the other could never lie again.  All the grown-ups were not able to try and defeat the witch because the witch had cast a spell on them.  So the children took it into their own hand, but every time one of their flaws had scrued them up.  The witch had planned it perfectly.  One day one of the boys managed to steal the witch's spellbook, but he is paralized so he had to swim.  When he got it to the other kids it was all wet so they could only read one of the spells.  The spell made it so that two people could combine into one person.  the children combined with their opposites.  The paralized kid combined with the kid who couldn't talk and the kid who could only lie combined with the kid who could only tell the truth.  When they combined it got rid of their flaws and they were able to defeat the evil witch once and for all!!!

Kiel Long's story- as told to Matthew

     So once, their was a nest, with an egg in it. Then, the mommie, who was a Pterodactyl, went out to get some food for the baby, for when it hatched. But then, the big bad T-Rex ate her up! And suddenly, a mysterious man came out of mysteriousness and brought back the mommie, and she got food for her baby.
The End!!!

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

where am i

I looked around wondering if I had landed on mars when the blackout happened. where were the non gravitational computes? Where were the books with holograms? where were the robot caterers? and why was every one walking. On earth where he knew he was not on every one was carried by their fl2 bt seats? oh god i said to myself i need to find some sane people who know that its 2110 and not 1910!  so i walked to the nearest building a bank! wow i didn't know that they had banks in 1910! maybe i should have been paying attention during social studies. to be continued......

The Awesome Story Of Awesomness

As the crowd around him screamed,Harrison had a flash of light blinding everyone near him.Nobody was able to see.But when the flash of light faded away,the first thing the people saw was a man.A really tall man with a golden robe.And in this man's hand,was a long stick,with the tip of a magic ball made of fire.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"The people of the city screamed.Everyone was running into millions of directions.
"I am DIFFERENT!I am POWER!!!!!"Screams Harrison at the top of his lungs.
"Everyone,bow down before your new master!"shouted Harrison as he waved his wand in the air.As the news reporter was still trying to get a closer view of Harrison,Harrison hit the camera out of her hands.
"I will destroy you all!!!"boomed Harrison.
"Now,let's try that one more time...Bow down to me!!!"
In a quick second,everyone around him bowed to Harrison.
"ALL HALE HARRISON!"they all shouted.
"Great!But something is missing..."Harrison started."It's KING Harrison to you!"
All of a sudden,the cops rode in with their hover crafts.The ballerinas screamed the loudest as they danced away.
"Why do you where these dumb handicaps!?"says Harrison as he smashes through the wall.
The cops followed him,and put up their fire and laser blasters.H smacks the handicaps of each cop, and everyone around them sees their faces. The crowed screams even louder as they try to look away from the cops' faces.
3 YEARS LATER...

The planet has vanished. Harrison blew up the earth. Now he travels universe to universe destroying planets. 
"MMMOOOOOOOO HA HA HAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shoutes Harrison."Everyone will bow down to me! Oh wait, nobody will bow down to me because THERE'S NOBODY LEFT!!!"
"Except for me!!" cries a man. When Harrison turns around, he sees a man in bright shining armor, with a long diamond, emerald, and gold sword.
"And who are you suppose to be?" asks Harrison with an evil smile.
"They call me the Awesome Man Of Awesomness!" replies the man.
"Oh well Mister Awesome, get ready to get wrecked!" Harrison dashed towards The Awesome Man of Awesomness. Mr. Awesome dodged the attack.
"What?!" asks Harrison in shock. "Nobody dodges King Harrison!" So he shoots a laser out of his hands.But Mr. Awesome just dodges the attack again.
"IMPOSSIBLE!!!" cries Harrison.
"Now it's my turn!" Mr.Awesome shoots a fire and ice ball out of his hands and hits Harrison.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
And in one big punch, Harrison gets shot to another planet over 1,999,999,999 light years away. On another planet, Mr. Awesome sees Harrison laying on the ground all beat up and his clothes ripped up.
"No. Please, I surrender! Don't kill me! I JUST WANTED REVENGE!!!"
"You were better than this when you were only a kid." says Mr. Awesome.
"What? Dad?"
And in a quick slash with his sword, Mr.Awesome killed Harrison. And with the power of Awesomness, summons all life in all universes. Including humans.

The girl wizard

"Once upon a time there was a girl named Michele. And in her castle, she sat practicing..."

"Shut up Dave!"I screamed. I sat back and continued what I was doing. Spell #1:how to make a pumpkin into a carage. Spell #2:How to turn a regular mirror into a magical one. 



Yes it is true. I am a wizard. Not those creepy kinds with a beard and hat. I'm just a regular 16 years old girl who happens to have powers. And a wand! I go to Julliard High School. I am a singer. Not a famous one, but I am pretty good if I do say so my self.But after school I go to more school. Wizards School. I learn spells, tricks,etc.



I took out my wand and Zapped it at a lamp. It flew in the air and I brought it to me."Perfect!" I said excited. I was going to ace this test. Ms Madral said I was her favorite student. 


Next Part

"So Michele

My Adventure




One boring day,
i was walking along the garden when I heard a tiny voice behind the flowers call : ' come with me!"
I quickly called out " Who's there?" Immeadiatly the voice called out "come find me ."
I quickly dashed behind the flower bush to find a small fairy crouched down on one knee.
She immeadiatly exclaimed " I am Lavendar !" I thought I was dreaming. I had only heard about Fairies in stories ,but now I was face to face with a real Fairy! Wait till I tell Marta! Incase you didn't know Marta is my pesky 7 year old sister who tells me fairies aren't real.Wait till I prove her wrong!
Anyways, back to the story .I quickly told her my name...wait a minute i never introduced myself My name is Lucy hannah Smith



Creative Writing- LeAp After school-10/14/15

“You are being hunted. This room is temporary refuge.”

During this adventure, I pretended I was an animal in the forest. I could see how hard it was to hide from things. Moving from place to place was difficult because I had to make sure that i was moving to a safe location. I also made sure that I wasn’t in a clear view of any danger or else the hunters would have seen me and I would have been killed. I was a very cool experience because i got to see how endangered species were living daily in their natural habitats.

A few years back my friend was shot and we cried for her all night until we got a miracle.... She lived, but could not run like the wind until her leg was completely healed( which took about 2 weeks).

Anyway, I was hiding,hiding my best..

Looking through bushes was my favorite strategy. It was so hilarious, I'd peek through to see if I could see a hunter and when they saw me I'd push  my head back inside and they would look confused. They had no idea about my skills.

OMG!!! Did you see those crazy giraffes touching everything??? They almost whacked my head off. It was scary. OMG, i just saw a lion eat a rat... I'M SCARED FOR LIFE!!!

Things just got serious.

As i approached the nearby tree, i saw something in the branches. AN OLD MAN!!! Wait, no, there were TWO!!! They weren't hunters, i think they were dead, in their afterlife perhaps. That happens here in Bludaville (blue-duh-v-ill).  They were quite nice, then they fell, broke their necks and died. Yay, free meat for me!!! I gobbled down into their stomachs...Yummy. This is the best food I've ever received, but I must be on my merry way now. Hopefully, I'll find some nice humans tomorrow and they'll break their necks and die and my family will have a wonderfu... oh no... those were hunters!! They didn't die from old age and their weak bones, they died from the poison they at in the chicken. Now, i am poisoned and now I'm dead!

Things are actually great in Bludaville's heaven. It's very peaceful. Everything is easier up here. 

I GET TO WEAR BLUE!! MY FAVORITE FOOD. Oops i meant food. Don't mind me, I haven't eaten since you know.. I DIED!

I'm stuck... Did I really just sit in glue? This is just great. Now I can't go to breakfast. Help!Help! Somebody, anybody! Please help me! I am starving to death. After that someone shouts, " You are already dead, but hold on... immza comin' " Thanks you are a life saver... " Woah!! I am no life saver. Number one I am not candy and number two you did not have a life for me to save..

"Jimmy? Jimmy? Jimmy Leah? Jimmy wake up now!", my sister shook me awake.
"Why would you do that?", I asked.
"Do what?" she sighed.
"WAKE ME UP, DUHH!", I yelled. " I was having the best dream ever. I was dreamt that I was a..."
"Slow down. Sherlock", my sister demanded. "It's time to get ready for school."

So, every morning I did the same exact things:
  1. Get out of bed
  2. Make up my bed
  3. Put my clothes on
  4. Put my socks and shoes on
  5. Go to the bathroom
  6. Do my business on the toilet
  7. Brush my teeth
  8. Wash my face
  9. Put on sun screen (even when it was sunny outside)
  10. Do my hair
  11. Go downstairs to the kitchen
  12. Eat breakfast
  13. Put my jacket on
  14. Leave the house for school
"Okay class! I'd like you to write a one to two page essay about what you dreamt about when you were sleeping last night", Ms. Scholl instructed.
"PERFECT!!!", I thought.

I began,

"During this adventure, I pretended I was..."



the blind person

THE BLIND PERSON


I walked into the library and my dog Martha turned me left. According to my sister Ariel, she is gray. I felt a table [I an guessing] and almost bumped into it as Martha turned me the other way.


I wasn't always like this. I was only blind after a horrible accident. Anyway, I felt around for a book and picked one up. Good thing it was in my language. It read: "Twilight" I think. I still didn't completely get the whole language.


Next thing I know I am bumping into someone. My Martha barked. Was she angry?  I heard slow footsteps walking away. I guess I will never know. Martha walked a little bit farther and stopped.  This means there is a chair or something to sit down on. I sat. I felt around. Was that a computer? I haven't been on one of those since the accident. I felt the mouse and moved it. I heard it ding and felt excited.

Martha barked and I told her it would be okay. Or at least I thought it was her! "What would?!" said a deep voice. It must be a boy. 
"Noooottthhhiiinnng!". I dragged out the word. 
"okay" said the voice. "WELL SEE YOU". 



This trip just got officially weird. I left with Martha. 





the end


























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Frozen
in time

Aww finally I have awaken.

"Thank you Doctor xxxxxxx for awaking me in my sleep", I say with terrible hunger and thirst.
"Your welcome xxxxxxxxxx. I have been waiting for you to awaken for some time. You see I needed lots of blow driers to help you."
What in the world are blow dryers!!!!!!! Who are you any way. You smell very funny and where is my family." I demanded and as always they ran away from me. What is this (slammed keyboard with fists)
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"What in carnations are you doing you imbecile" said doctor xxxxxxxxxxxx
"here is my pass code to my smash room. This is my pass code = <516187sty34274> This is my web 

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"Well I better get going, I don't want to be late for my meeting. Have fun in the smash room,"Doctor xxxxxxxxxxxx says with a devious look on his face
"Smash Room!!!???????", I say with total confusion. 
"Yes dear I ,Mean experiment I mean sir 

THE OLD WOMAN

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THE OLD WOMAN

"Hheeelloo, mmmmyyyy llittllle ppeeestttssss mmyyyy nnammme iiiissss zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz," p,iiii jhfuykikluluyklf ukodtykfuylguil.  And The Old Woman fell asleep on the keyboard.  The Old Woman has returned and is now back in MIDDLE SCHOOL!  The School is DDDDDDOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEEEEDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  All the children went running, well at least all the ones who knew who The Old Woman was.  The Old Woman then awakened from all the noise, she went to the children and said, "Hheeeelllooooo mmmmyyyyy ccchhhilldddrrreeeennnn!"
"Who are you?"
"I am the Old Woman!  Everyone knows who I am!  How dare you not know who I am!  You will be cursed!"
"But, but, but."
"I said CURSED!"
Those kids then realized why those other kids ran out and now it was their turn.  The rest of the kids ran out of the library as fast as their little feet could carry them.
"AAAAAAWWWWWWEEEEEE!!!!!!"

The Day



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wowwwwwwwwwwww        BANG
"bob??? bob? honey wake up"  suddenly bob woke up. "what just happened? /"????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
the end
In  the end bob realized that it was all a dream he was confused about what had just happened to him but was exited to tell people about it.........................

by Bob the pig ( spelling mistakes are on purpose..)/:) ;)


I walked around, there was someone wearing headphones, I bet he had hidden microphones, and he was listening to my voice. I bet he was recording it for a movie, everyone seemed to be filming me in secret. I saw someone holding their phone, I bet she was in league with the rest of the people who were filming me. Why were they doing this? Meanwhile the boy in headphones keeps following me, it is terrifying, he has this weird smile on his face, which probably meant he was hiding something. Someone walked up to me and asked who I was, they were probably interviewing me for the movie! I ducked into a nook and there the boy who was wearing headphones, I see someone else, who is scared of me, maybe they're being filmed too, or maybe they are just pretending, so that they can get closer to me. There are all these computers, and printers, and projectors, I bet they're using those to film me too. I wish I could just go home, no one can film me there, but then I'd have to get past all these people who are trying to film me, it might be worth it though, my home has no windows, it used to, but then I closed them up because I realized that everyone was trying to film me, the only reason I went outside at all today was to get the key to my house back from my family, I kicked them out because I realized they were filming me, I wish that I wasn't so paranoid, but what else can you do when you are being filmed?

I newley stepped out of my time machine and and looked around. There was no robots, no tubes sucking up trash, and most importantly, NO INTELLIGENT PHONES! I looked and saw someone do this thing that my history teacher explained to us; it's called texting. I looked down an alley and saw a cat scrounging for food. That was amazing, because cats had gone extinct 20 years ago. I saw a human walking a dog, which was also surprising because if you had a dog you would keep it inside because dogs didn't have their helmets made yet, they were still being invented. I noticed something else, no one was wearing a space helmet. That's when i noticed everyone was staring at me. i looked down at my hot pink skirt, royal blue leggings, and neon green and yellow striped shirt, all surrounded in a thick layer of clear plastic material, the latest space suit style. As i walked my darkness powered buits shut off and i had to actually move my feet. Curse the sun and its brightness! Wait a second...it's sunny! I've never seen the sun before!I turned my face up and finally understood how light could power certain objects, that is, back now. from where i'm from, sun light is useless because it's always rainy, cloudy if we're lucky, and the most common, night time.
             I look behind me and my time machine is camouflaged well, it looks like a car. Ha, take that Max, a two year old can build a time machine. Thinking of Max makes me sad, he's my best friend back on planet Zubiron. His great great grandfather had helped to build planet Zubiron 30 years ago. Thinking of Max makes me sad and reminds me how much i miss my parents. I never even met my dad because he was back on earth collecting plant seeds so we can grow our own food instead of having to go back and forth between earth harvesting likely poisoned food. My dad is 13 and my mom is 12. My mom is a scientist and she helps to gather sunlight and try to find a way to make artificial light so we can grow our own food without depending on earth. I only get to see my mom once a rain cycle(which means once a week to you historical people). Once i'm 3 my dad will come back from earth to see me and my mom.
             I'm suddenly really hot and i start leaking this strange substance. I quickly hit a bunch of buttons and my AC comes on. Before the liquid completely disappears i taste it. It tastes very salty. When there's no liquid on me i turn off my Alcoderfat Coolergibod. Back on planet Zubiron turning on your AC could be deadly because it was already so cold. I walked up to a small tree and sat under it, gazing around at the world around me. I felt a strang longing to stay here forever and never return to planet Zubiron or the future in 2110. But then i thought of Max and how i would never even get to see my dad. That's when i took my helmet off and breathed in fresh air, but as i pushed the button i had a moment of doubt that i wouldn't be able to breathe. That's when I saw the flyer. SAVE OUR PLANET BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE. That's when i realized that we had destroyed this earth


I look out the window, rain drops and the moonlight looks smeared across the broken earth. The riots chant with the night, their eyes red and their clothing dirty and ragged. Even the riot children chant through the night, just as long as their parents. The buildings are torn down- at least most of them. The only buildings that are standing are the ones closest to the town hall, opposite to the dirt place. The people that live here are the purris, the "good guys". The others, they are the riots. they go the the Dirtplace during the night, camp out there, they use the debris from the bombs to create fire, and they use what is left of the scorched world to create farms. I think that they are planning to move to the Dirtplace, I'm excited for that moment, when the war between the purris and the riots finally stops, when we finally go on our own ways. But at the same time, I am dreading it.

 Because I am the only person here, that is half riot, and half purris.

When the community was still whole, before Dirt broke the force field, only about two years after dirt and Mud were born and sent to the dirt place, my mother gave birth to me. The problem is that after

2015

"I can't comprehend what has materialized. I am standing in a mysterious area, where everything is unfamiliar. That means that my invention has worked! This is astonishing! I have just made the history book for 2110! Or now, I suppose 2015." 
The time traveler was enthusiastic. She had just changed the world forever. As she walked around this new environment, she was intrigued by this world that had so many new things in it. As she sauntered around, she heard people saying old words like "Selfie", and "Bæ". They seemed like aimless words to her. She walked around the room, that was covered in things that looked like floppy tablets. She tried to slide to the next page, but all it did was break, and slide itself, and then regroup. The time traveler was fascinated, and couldn't wait to show this baffling world to her friends. So she hopped into the time capsule shaped like a book shelf (the time capsule changed it's appearance to fit in with it's surroundings)
It was set for 2110. Where her life awaited her. And her new discovery.








The comparison of her thoughts, and reality.






Three Minutes Later...
(in 2015)

The time traveler was back, and it had taken her three years to convince her friends to come to the crazy world of 2015. But when she finally got to her destination, everything was as she had left it. All the ridiculous floppy tablets were still on those wooden boxes. As she and the other citizens of 2110 walked around the room, the time traveler felt as if she were the teacher, and all of her friends were the silly students wandering around this new environment with awe, just as she had previously. It gave her a sense of power, and she was content, for she had already earned her award.


The End
What is that?! I asked myself, but I thought I said it aloud. I am a four year old, so I barely know how to talk. I don't know, but it looks fun!
Then I fell down on my face. "Hmmmmm?" I asked myself, then got up and kept going.
"Wa-wa wai-" I tried to say, but then gave up. Where's mommy? I turned around. "Da-dad . . . daddy?" I started to get scared. Don't worry, they're just playing a game! And I crawled away.
"Hey, kid I uh- got kiddy treats! Come with me, and I'll uh, give you kiddy treats!" A man said to me.
I got up. These kiddy treats sounded good! I got up to go with the nice man.
"Now you uh- sit in this chair and I'll-- give you kiddy treats!" the man said.
"O-o-o-o-kk," I said to the man and layed down on the chair.
The nice man pulled out a black tube with black things jutting out.
"This is an AK-74U. Do you know what that is?" he asked. I shook my head no.
"Stupid kid," the man said under his breath.
I got off the chair and started crawling off again.
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I've been walking a long time. I finally sprawl on a table.
Mommy? Daddy? I asked myself, but I knew there would be no answer.
"Hey, kid," the nice man said, pointing his tube at my face. "Do you know how to die?"

Robot

I'm a robot who got off a assembly line. I walk off the line, wondering around the school. I was walking in a assembly line and then I got scared and walked off the line to look at something else instead of being in line with all the other kids. I didn't see the assembly, I'll was be wondering around. Like I'm the new "kid". I also thought that I might have got some lose wiring's since I'm a robot. Or maybe I've got to put some cur kits and wires. I saw some old man walking around since he was bending his back like holding a cane. They were also vibrating and I believe you don't shake that hard if your scared. I saw someone else hiding around the place. It looked like they were scared of something or someone. 

Thursday, October 15, 2015

Jack the rippers son will kill YOU

Ben felt something, he felt warmth seeping into his body as his right eye twitched, his leg moved and he felt coldness moving away from his lower body. This was the first thing that he felt since 1920, he wondered what year it was now, he had heard something about being unfrozen in 2050 so it must have been about 130 years. His nerves were not working well and he had trouble moving his body but he did not feel any older. As his eyes became unfrozen he saw scientists sitting on what looked like the mouth of something his eyes were blurry but he managed to make out that he was being held by a crane. he wondered why he was off the ground and being held by a crane, as his head unfroze he felt his neck go limp and slump to his chest he saw fiery lake beneath him. He realized that he was over a volcano, he started to panick and flap his arms around as the crane started to move his unfrozen body. He was released onto the rock and he slowly stood on his wobbly legs. Three scientists were looking at him, behind them was the fiery lake of lava. He stumbled
forward and pushed the middle scientist into the fiery red pool. The scientist screeched as he fell to his death. The other two scientists looked at him in horror as he grabbed a knife from one of them and plunged it into the scientists chest. "You were stupid to unfreeze me" he shouted because "I'm Jack the rippers son".
He leaped towards the scientist and sliced open his neck, then he ripped out the guys liver and ate it. "Now everyone shall die"Ben shouted as he jumped off the volcano.

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! (As a Native American)

Dear ****


Sorry I can’t use your name. I’m being tracked. I can use your name in the actual letter, but I can’t say it’s to you. It’s been hell here. You have no idea.
But I have to tell you this quickly. I found this in my basement. You won’t believe how much trouble I’m in.


I walk through the rainforest, looking for prey to attack. I walk through the my first day in the wet leaves, requiring food and shelter. Shelter comes naturally to me. So does hunting.
Prey does not. I have to look for that. Jumping from tree to tree, I lie in wait. And in that wait I note a rabbit. I draw my bow, and load it.
The arrow flies fast, and with swift execution, the rabbit has died and become my dinner. Now for shelter. The most useful shelter is in a cave, where I can wait the storm out. Thankfully, the night draws close without incident, and I am guaranteed a long rest.
A branch cracks. I wake up with an uneasy feeling. Soon enough, I am out of my shelter, and my bow is ready for the only job it can perform: wounding, without regard to any safety whatsoever.
He is there, harming nature. He could be a harm. To me, I thought. I quickly let the arrow fly, and he collapses, slowly.
I shoot another arrow, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another. He is dead beyond any doubt. No surprise, with 7 arrows embedded in his heart.
Another twig snaps.
7 more arrows. Poison for good measure. Aimed at another heart. The man still has the ghost of fear on his face. I feel guilt, but such is the path of the warrior.
And then they suddenly rise up! Their dead bodies suspended in midair! What manner of sorcery is this?! I follow the bodies, thinking they will lead me to the dark spirit. But there is none. Did it flee? Whatever the case, they lie on an inconveniently placed couch. I don't know what's going on. I don't have a mirror, but it shows on my face. I take a torch, and burn the bodies. While walking, I slap myself stupid. That couch would have been very comfortable in the cave.




I'm walking out of the rainforest right now. I can no longer take it. I must see a doctor to forget everything that happened here. First I found a man who was incredibly dizzy who slapped me in the face and a robot who tried to attack me, and a blind person who also tried to attack me. I hate the rainforest now, and so I burn it all to ashes for measure. Too many spirits, I'll say. Too much evil. But you can't blame me for destroying THAT forest.




                                                THE END

*This story is in violation of Multiverse Act 45, prohibiting nonfictional stories about multiverse encounters. This story has been edited to be in non-violation of Act 45. All with copies of the real thing are subject to arrest and prosecution and imprisonment for life without bail. 
*This original copy is classified as illegal contraband. Okoyami of the Yanomami Tribe was arrested for publishing his findings by the Multiverse Secrecy Department. He was tried for 3 counts of murder, 1 count of environmental damages, and 2 counts of violating Multiverse Secrecy Laws. He was sentenced to DarkMound for life without parole.
*This story is not permitted to be shown outside this universe. All in violation will be executed as liabilities to Multiverse Secrecy.


                                                                          Today

I found this real copy among in my basement, knowing it was a violation. I've gotta get rid of it. But I can't do it legally because the MPA will know that I have the copy, and then I'll go to jail for a crime I did not commit. I can't live with that!
Fortunately, I can get myself out of this. I need to know where this came from. I need to know who gave it to me. You know this is something unavoidable.
You do, do you, Lisa?
                                                                                                                           -Lyle

My story

I wake up. The clock says 174. It is broken. I should fix it, but not now. I get up and and secretly tiptoe silently to avoid the cameras. I told them I didn't want a film made about me but they still do it. I'm walking through the forest when I come across a man with a bow and arrow. I start to walk away from him, he was probably just another cameraman.

I see a random man walking through the forest. He looks like he is hidin20g. But from what? Well, better safe than sorry, I think to myself. I grab an arrow, a poisonous one, for good measure, and fire it. 
       
Unexpectedly he pulls a bow back and he fires the arrow straight at me. It had very deadly poison on it. I conveniently fell onto and a chair in the forest and died. 

The man falls backwards and dies. He falls onto a chair. I don't really feel bad. He seemed like he was up to something. I'm hungry, I think to myself, so I go and get some pizza.

THE END



                                                                                                                   
This story is not associated with "IM BAAAAAAAACK!!!! (As a Native American)" or "the year 2015." Copyright 2015. Anybody caught copying this story will have a 15 minute timeout and no TV for 2 days.







Role: You suspect people are secretly making a film about you. 


the year 2015

What happened.Where am I. Who am I. What is my name. Why am I here. All these questions came to me a to once. I checked to make sure my business suit wasn't dirty. Perfect I said to myself. WHAT HAPPENED People were walking around, everything was normal but none of them were talking. What is wrong playas. I said out loud. Then I realized that nothing came out of my mouth. Where is everyone. i only saw about 9 people walking around. I took out my dfribsatsdaoj which can transport me back but before i could  i started collecting specimens like a... a what do they call these things. Oh yes a book. And then I started walking around collecting things. It was all good and then out of no where a thing came up behind me punched me and shot me with something in the chest. i ma dying now... this is sad. If only  i can get back, oh no .... boom ka turkashi bahgsihuia the  defribsatsdaoj didn't work properly now I will die here slowly and painfully.
THE END

wHY am I dead?
This is an odd feeling?
WHy did i decided to come here.

(from the mind of) the warrior

"What is this sorcery"
"Where am I"
"I must defeat this witchcraft"
The warrior then decided to try and kill the evil beings and started shooting his bow into people and started shouting out calls but no one answered them. As he killed one man with brown hair and bushy eyebrows. He noticed that he was about to press something in his hand and then them man started shaking violently and then a man walked up behind him and  I decided to shoot him to, (to make sure their were no witnesses). I then decided to carry the bodies to a hidden place and I ran to make sure that no one noticed me. I had gotten some blood on my red and blue war cloak.

(back to me)
Yeah that is how I died and what this crazy guy was thinking.


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In the After life
So. Where am i. "WELL THIS IS THE AFTERLIFE HAVE FUN FOOLIO."
So i decdied to color.                                                                                                                                so i decided to stop. I need to stop. i must fly. UNH. i cant fly  i realized. dang. I am going to find someplace to go. So I started walking for a while. Years maybe. Finally i found something a clock and a calendar staying in midair. Then everything went dark.

Temporary Refuge

I am told this place is safe. It is a brightly lit warren of books, in which I occasionally see weird people, but they seem harmless. All the turns fill me with dread, and I see assailants popping out from behind them. I am glad this place is only temporary. 

Near every suddenly looming window, I have to duck, which digs my chin into my AK-47. Weirdly, I see a 4-year-old toddling around, with a really stupid grin on his face. I try to be nice to him, but he just follows me and smiles dumbly. "Hey kid, want some kitty treats?"  I ask, but he crawls away. If he really knew what was really going on in this country, he would die from fright. I pat him on the shoulder, and leave him to stumble his way through the world.


Now that I now it is safe, I send out my patrol bots, for advance warning. You never know when an M1 Abrams will trash your safe house. And now, to work.


If you agree with Trevor, than why don't you believe in the Illuminati?

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

He stared into the camera. "I will take this off". He pointed to his mask and started lifting it up off his face. When it came off people were shocked. Doing this encouraged the ballerinas to do the same. Their beautiful faces showed. 

Now Harrison took out his ear plugs. "I will no longer stand for this. I will demand my freedom".  All the ballerinas took of there heavy bags, except for one. 

What is wrong with you guys?" One ballerina yelled. Her mask was off and she was the UG-LY.  no wonder she wanted to keep her mask off. 
"




While this was happening on tv, George aand Hazel stared in shock untill George got a sound in his ear. I hope Harrisons oka..................





THE END
What I think is going to happen is that Harrison feels trapped with all of the rules and regulations that is inforced by the government. Which will cause him to make another attempt to over throw the government by disobeying the rules that he has to follow the keeping on all of the gear that he has to wear.


So, harrison took off his mask unbalancing the flow that usually happens which is why the tv burned out. In other words harrison taking off his handicaps is like unpluging a computer. It would turn off. After he takes off his handicaps the ballerinas watch horrified but still in awe at the same time as harrison dissapeared without leaving a trace. He knew that taking off his handicaps would let him be able to reach for his full potential which would help him over throw the government. So he did he used all of his natural talent but little did he know that over the years that there were handicaps it affected his system which caused him to die a slow death because he was beyond overworked compared to a normal human being.

harrison kills 5

Harrison looks directly into the screen and laughs maniacally. He looks at everyone cowering before him and he chuckles at them. “why do you all still wear your handicaps” he boomed, we could be better than everyone else and no normal person could stop us.” Harrison slowly took off his handicaps, first the scrapmetal than the glasses and finally the earphones and facial handicaps. Then he walks over to the announcers and suffocates them one by one, then he rips the handicaps off the ballerinas and throws them into the corners of the room, three of the smaller ones were killed as their heads hit the ground. Harrison walks over to the wall and punches it down, he stomps the ground and the tv goes blank. The Handicap general is waiting outside the door with 100 armed guards with their guns up, Harrison looks around bleakly before throwing a piece of birdshot straight through the handicap generals head, the guards fired and harrison was dead but so was the handicap general.
vibes to kittens and they all became giant and they ruled the world, but then dogs came with aliens, but they all just played one game of draft champions, and Harrison rode off into the sunset with a kitten. But then, Honey Boo Boo came and was really mean and wanted mountain dew. So honery boo boo became empirial leader. And drank mountain dew all day. Then Homer simpson came and ruled fore eternity

Harrison Story

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Harrison takes off his handicaps. And transforms into a god. Then he blows the wall up with his lightning bolt. Everyone gets on the ground and tries to shield themselves from the debris. Then creates a giant beam of light and blows everything up. Harrison then flies up in the sky and flies to Cuba. But he runs into a helicopter and falls into the ocean. That was when the police showed up in their boat and opened fire. But the bullets did nothing to him. Harrison took control of the waves and flipped over the boat. Then he died from a poisonous octopus. The octopus was named Nyklos. The octopus was made the king and got rid of all handicaps. The end.