BIBLE CAN'T SAVE YOU THIS TIME
The bible lived a good life, It was read every day and had a rightful place on a shelf. It was going to be a good life the bible thought as the family went to bed all was quiet and soon as the bible started to fall asleep a piercing SQUACK shattered the silence. The bible looked around startled and in the middle of the room stood a five foot tall chicken The man wife and child stumbled out of their room and the man had a shotgun. The woman immediately ran out of the room carrying the baby and the man leveled his shotgun. The man shot once and than twice but the chicken was not harmed. It squacked defiantly and judo kicked the man through the window and then the chicken ran after the man the bible never saw him again.
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