The secret

The Secret 

My name is Jeff. Okay between me and you I have a secret. One that only the smartest people in the world can know. Okay are you prepared for the secret make sure nobody with a mustache is around you can  never trust a guy with a mustache. Make sure your socks are tight because the secret might knock your socks off. One last thing this page is only to be seen by you and no one else, but if you want to show someone this make sure to kill them after. Okay, make sure there's no food. You might attract wild beasts (bears, raccoons, Isiah, you know the usual.) Lastly, tell everyone you know goodbye because what I am about to tell you may cause: diarrhea, exploding heads, and lots of excitement. Okay, it's time. Drum roll please. *Drums play* Count Down: 5 4 3 2 1. Okay here it goes. Oops, times up. I guess you will have to find out next time...To Be Continued.