"Abandoned Farmhouse"- Matthew's response

A plate's point of view-

     For all of my life, I was covered in food, then the food was scraped off by three-pronged things, and then I was washed. One day, while I was being washed by the eater-woman, and she was surprised by something and dropped me. I shattered on the floor and the eater-people left. I must now stay sprawled on the floor near the eater-man's stupid shoes, which cannot make one single piece of interesting conversation. 
     The shoes told me why the eater people left. Apparently they had locked themselves out of the basement where the canned food was, and then started running out of other food. I did notice less and less food being put on me in the past few weeks. Anyway, the shoes said that the eater-people were so ravaged by hunger they mass-hallucinated some "turkey" near the forest. Then they ran after it, and probably got lost and starved to death in the forest. Too bad- I liked being washed and I certainly don't like being shattered. Oh well.