I couldn't come up with a title but it's about cops and stuff

 CHAPTER 1
The cop car was in hot pursuit of the stolen jaguar.

"do you think we'll make it?" asked Jerry

"Of course, we're bumper to bumper and he's gonna run out!" Responded Alex

"not what I meant..." mumbled Jerry

Suddenly the car swerved into the wood of Newjersy. The cop car drifted into the accident lane, both stepped out, as doing so they both took automatic weapons from the glove compartment. Jerry looked at his watch, doing so he screamed.

"Shut up!" Alex violently whispered.

"But Casandra!" Jerry carelessly yelled.

Jerry was ( as most married men know) panicking about his date, not because he treasured every moment... but Jerry knew from experience the outcome of a late arrival.
 CHAPTER 2