The Beginning of Apple's Quest

Once upon a time there was an Apple named Apple. He did not know that he was an Apple, he thought he was a marshmallow because he was square shaped like a marshmallow. One day when Apple was going for a walk he fell down a hole and met a cat. He and the cat were both lonely so they became friends. The cat was black with perfect teeth who happened to be a dentist who made stuff. One day the cat told Apple his two darkest secrets. The first one was that he was also a girl that no one loved and also that he/she was deaf. Apple had never learned it was impolite to laugh at someone so he laughed at the cat. The cat was deeply offended and to get his/her revenge he/she ruined Apple's life by telling him that he was not a marshmallow but a weird apple that would not die like the rest of his kind. Apple was so sad he fell on his face. Then he ran out the hole and vowed that no matter what when his death came he would die as a true apple. Not a marshmallow. Then he sat down wrote his will and began making plans for ways that he could die.