ARENA

The purple mountain. A glorious meeting point for the ancient purple moks. They practice their purple shaolin moves, striking from their shadows. Which are purple. As  you've might have guessed, the monks are purple. Their robes are purple, and their skin is purple too. The only thing that isn't purple about them is the food they eat and their internal body parts. That would just be weird.
Their enemies are the red lipped blue people. They wear golden jewelery as a sign of their strength. Also their weakness. With so much gold jewelry dangling from their necks, they move pretty slowly. However, in battle, they strike with staggering blows. Each fist mimicking the strength of a tiger's paw, mocking it's ability to break several bones with one hit.
Have you ever heard the saying, the enemy of my enemy is m,y friends? Well, this is where the flaming horse riding demons come in.The demons are a ridiculous lot, leaving fire in their wake of destruction and rampage. This fire kills not only the people of your home villages but all the crops you have raised. Both tribes, the red lipped and the purple monks are the enemies of the flamed devils. In order to prevent the flamed devil's tribe from topping on of the other's and then eventually obliterating any other race then theirs, then the monks and the red lips must band together to complete a common goal. The destruction of their enemies. What will happen after the flaming devils are defeated you ask? Only the hands of  fate will tell.
however, thinking that the sides are uneven, with it being a 1 v , the land sharks of metalmania are plopped into the complicated equation. The sharks strike without hesitation, and they only have a thirst drop blood that can be quenched with a massacre. The sharks hate the color purple, and they love shiny things. This wouldn't be a problem if the red lips weren't so obsessed with their jewelry that they would meld it to their skin. Looks like this situation is become a 2v2. bordering there line of injustice. What will happen next before the combination of pure bloodshed, and fire come together for a devastating compound? i worry for the monks health once they feel the lands sharks mountainous teeth entering their bodies. hopefully the monks can fend them off.
lo9oks like its time to even the score, so the mak wearing barbarians will jump into the fray. They are ruthless apex predators using their ,modern weapons and technology to brutally defeat their opponents. THey virtually hate everyone and everything, including unfair fights. The monks and the red lips are in ,luck. Now with the aid of scary freaky, give you nightmares, maks and modern technology, they seem to be an unstoppable  force. what's more, the horse wearing barbarians play the accordion, so thats a plus. Music for utter destruction.
But waits! theres more! for just 19.99, er i mean, the tiger tamer is coming in to the battle of awesome proportions. He has an arsenal of rusty bikes for throwing, and a tiger for cleanup. A tiger for cleanup you ask, why yes, the tiger tamer/ bike shop owner is an all powerful being that will even up the sides. The flame demons and the land sharks are going to need his help in order to
TurN THE TIDE. OR SHOULD I SAY, CEMENT. he has a cowlick for a hair cut in the back of his head, a sign of a t6rue warrior. Only the strongest of men and women, have cowlick hair cuts. It's a style thats
trending you know. The power of the cowlick is unbeatable.
in order for this battle of unjust proportions, there needs to be an arena. An arena so awesome that a person name d arena would approve! The subway! yes a perfect place for unnecessary fighting and bloodshed to take place. What a wonderful choice arena!
thankyou announcer/narrator/write/ shawn west
no problem arena no problem.
But thats nit all, the president just happens to be on the train. I(n the arena. What luck Both teams have. When one team is very far behind the other, the president, a neutral champion, will use his special move, aside from his primary, looking intimidating to the winning team and thats it, calling an airstrike. Thats right folks get your tickets now if you want to see limbs flying from explosions that are as high as the arena they are contained in! get ready because the president is flying in from washington just to look intimidating.
But guess what  folks,there are more champions that are jumping into the fray. The magical flying bear is flying in from alpine woods. he is a majestic being that's roar can push back any person to 100 feet./ i mean yard! yeahs yard sound more legitimate. lets go with that. Even the mall cops who don't belong in the forest, and the forest rangers wh9 do belong their, cant handle its untamed awesomeness, and its licked fur. With it's bear firmly scratched nothing can stop this bear's unmistakably;e power! good thing that the bear is on the monk team. better yet, the flying bear isnt even winged.,
Look like there's gonna be another landscape added to the ranea. I don't know t=what arena was thinking, but it looks like we are going to shift the battle to the golden forest. This means no president sadly. He was conveniently ion the bus to get to a meeting and he cant cut. Unfortunately. The golden forest is home to the red lipped people who navigate through the gold with surprising agility see as they have ridiculous amounts of jewelry on their necks. Everything is gold in the golden forest even the animals and the plants, and the...I am starting to doubt arenas choices.
HEY
sorry man i dunno about this golden forest
what wrong with it.
many many things,. i wont be able to talk about them in much detail but know that your choice was not the best one you could make
looks like I have to go to the next slide.
WAIT WHATS WRONG....